I’ve always wanted to be part of a breakdance crew ever since I was a little tyke doing forward rolls to the beats of Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.
But unfortunately I can’t really breakdance despite telling people that I am a b-girl and disappointing them as they form a big circle around me expecting some mad windmills and popping ‘n’ locking, but instead getting a really lame mime show and a lesson on how not to walk like an Egyptian.
So I’ve decided to start my own crew and only the cream of the crop can become members.
THE GRANDMA AL POSSE
|The Sleepy Duo from Star City Casino|
|Mr “I read my map like a newspaper” from the City of Melbourne|
|Sir Eyebrows from Cabramatta|
|MC HAND-RAIL from Westfield, Bondi Junction|
|Naptime from Bali|
|The Lovers, from Cabramatta|
|The Unstoppables, from the respiratory specialist’s waiting room|
WELCOME TO MY POSSE.
Happy long weekend Sydneysiders!